Classic WWF Pay-Per-Views: 1990

WWF 1988 - 1994

ROYAL RUMBLE
January 21, 1990
Orlando, Florida

No better way to kick off the year than with the Royal Rumble, setting the stage for WrestleMania. Tony Schiavone calls his second and final WWF Pay-Per-View. Though I always prefer Gorilla Monsoon, after years of Michael Cole, I guess Schiavone wasn’t so bad in retrospect. Jesse “The Body” Ventura was awesome as always, sporting some fashionable Mickey Mouse ears.

In the opener, The Bushwackers (Luke & Butch) defeated The Fabulous Rougeaus (Jacques & Raymond). Though it wasn’t mentioned, this contest was a rematch from WrestleMania V. We’ll see a lot of The Bushwackers at Royal Rumbles over the years because the entire roster is needed to fill up the card, but this is the last we’ll see of The Rougeaus until Jacques reemerges as The Mountie a year later. Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake then faced The Genius. The Genius was the brother of “Macho King” Randy Savage and had formerly competed as “Leaping” Lanny Poffo. Now he was managing “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig. Mr. Perfect had recently assisted The Genius in picking up a count out victory over Hulk Hogan on The Main Event. Mr. Perfect also made the save in this match when Beefcake had The Genius locked in his patented sleeper hold and battered Beefcake with a steel chair. Mr. Perfect was now being pushed as one of the top heels. Randy Savage’s brother vs. Hulk Hogan’s best friend was like a battle of the sidekicks. Nepotism running wild.

Brother Love had as guests on his interview segment, Sensational “Queen” Sherri and Sweet Sapphire, the respective managers of “Macho King” Randy Savage and “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes. Brother Love and Sherri berated Sapphire until both Savage and Rhodes interjected themselves and the interview became a melee. This set the stage for an inter-gender tag team match at WrestleMania VI.

“Rugged” Ronnie Garvin then defeated Greg “The Hammer” Valentine in a Submission Match. Garvin used a maneuver which was referred to as a reverse figure-four leg lock, but was actually what would come to be known as the Sharpshooter (or Scorpion Death Lock for you WCW fans). “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan also defeated The Big Boss Man via disqualification. Duggan was now 3&0 at Royal Rumble events.

Part of the excitement of the Royal Rumble Match is anticipating who the next entrant is, but this year it was revealed that “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase was the #1 entrant and Mr. Perfect was #30. I don’t mind knowing who #1 is, but I’d prefer that #30 be a surprise. DiBiase beginning the match was almost karmic retribution for him allegedly purchasing #30 the prior year. DiBiase eliminated Koko B. Ware (#2) and Marty Jannetty (#3) before being confronted by Jake “The Snake” Roberts (#4). The WWF had been teasing a major feud between these two for months. Randy Savage came in at #5 and sided with DiBiase against Roberts. And since when are these two friends? I understand that they are both heels, but what about all the bad blood form 1988? “Rowdy” Roddy Piper entered at #6 and teamed with Roberts against DiBiase and Savage. The ring continued to fill up and Savage kept saving DiBiase, eventually eliminating Roberts. Dusty Rhodes then entered at #10 and eliminated Savage. Bad News Brown (#9) was eliminated by Piper, so he pulled Piper over the top rope, which is an illegal elimination, but the officials (including Shane McMahon) allowed it. Piper and Bad News brawled back to the locker room, setting up their match at WrestleMania VI.

Andre the Giant entered at #11. “The Eighth Wonder of the World” was now one half of the WWF Tag Team Champions with Haku (#14). This duo was known as “The Colossal Connection.” They feuded with Demolition (Ax & Smash) now that The Brain Busters (Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard) were no longer in the WWF. Ax (#13) and Smash (#15) double teamed Andre just like the year before, but this time they were able to eliminate the giant with a double clothesline. Earthquake (#19) competed in his first Royal Rumble and it took half a dozen superstars to eliminate the big man. The career of Andre was winding down, so Earthquake was becoming the new resident monster heel in the WWF.

The Ultimate Warrior, reigning Intercontinental Champion, entered at #21. The Warrior had been in the 1988 Royal Rumble, but he was now a much bigger star. Warrior was the one finally able to eliminated Ted DiBiase, who’d lasted nearly forty-five minutes. Tito Santana (#23) tried desperately to eliminate his former partner, Rick “The Model” Martel (#22), but was unsuccessful. Will Tito ever get his payback? Hulk Hogan, the reigning WWF Champion, entered at #25. Shawn Michaels came in at #26 and was immediately tossed out by Warrior. Michaels wasn’t an icon yet. Hogan and Warrior cleaned house and were left in the ring together, the most enduring image of this Pay-Per-View. It was the irresistible force meeting the immovable object. They knocked each other down with a double clothesline, only wetting our appetite for WrestleMania VI. The ring began to fill up again and after “Ravishing” Rick Rude (#28) entered, Hulk “accidentally” eliminated The Warrior. Déjà vu? Warrior then reentered the ring and attacked everyone but The Hulkster.

Mr. Perfect came in at #30, the perfect number, and the final four were Hogan, Perfect, Rude, and Hercules (#29). Hercules was eliminated quickly and Hogan was then double teamed until a miscommunication where Mr. Perfect eliminated Rick Rude. Mr. Perfect hit Hogan with the Perfect-Plex, his finishing maneuver, but The Hulkster “Hulked Up” and threw Mr. Perfect over the top turnbuckle for the win.

Apparently, Mr. Perfect had initially been booked to win this Royal Rumble, but Hulk Hogan decided it would better for him to win and used his stroke to make it happen. He is the only reigning WWF Champion to ever win a Royal Rumble. Since the title shot at WrestleMania stipulation wasn’t added for another three years, it didn’t have too much of a negative effect on Mr. Perfect’s career and it was yet another feather in the cap for Hulk Hogan. All the key matches at WrestleMania had been set up. Hogan vs. Warrior, Roberts vs. DiBiase, Piper vs. Bad News, Savage vs. Dusty, Perfect vs. Beefcake, and the tag team title match, so this Pay-Per-View did it’s job quite well. The term “Road to WrestleMania” has become such a lousy cliché, but it was apt in 1990.

WRESTLEMANIA VI
April 1, 1990
Toronto, Ontario

The first international WrestleMania. Skydome (now lamely known as Rogers Centre) was the location of the “Ultimate Challenge,” where “The Immortal” Hulk Hogan put his WWF Championship on the line against The Ultimate Warrior’s Intercontinental Championship in a title-for-title match. It doesn’t get much bigger than that. Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse “The Body” Ventura were together on commentary for the last time and the “mini ring” entrance carts from WrestleMania III were back.

This WrestleMania was also the swansong for Andre the Giant. Andre and Haku, The Colossal Connection, lost the WWF Tag Team Championships to Demolition (Ax & Smash). This was the third time in which Demolition captured the titles. A record at the time and they are still the longest reigning tag team champions in the history of the promotion. The health of Andre was clearly on the decline as he never actually tagged into the match. Bobby “The Brain” Heenan severely scolded Andre following the match and after three years of taking orders, Andre smacked The Brain across the face, turning face and walking out on The Heenan Family. It was appropriate that Andre would leave as a good guy and receive a standing ovation from the fans. Andre would make sporadic appearances before he passed away in 1993 and the WWF Hall of Fame was christened with his induction that same year.

“Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig had a perfect record going into WrestleMania VI, meaning that he had not been pinned or made to submit on national television, though I’m aware he was pinned by The Ultimate Warrior in Madison Square Garden just a couple weeks before WrestleMania VI. Mr. Perfect’s first high profile loss occurred at this Pay-Per-View and was at the hands of Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake. I must take umbrage with this booking. Yes, hindsight is 20/20, but Mr. Perfect had all the potential in the world. I don’t care if Beefcake was Hulk Hogan’s BFF, Mr. Perfect was clearly the superstar to push. This was also the Pay-Per-View where “Rowdy” Roddy Piper infamously painted half of his body black to psych out his opponent, Bad News Brown. The match itself ended in a double count out. Piper and Bad News brawled back to the locker room just as they did at the Royal Rumble, so nothing was settled.

“Macho King” Randy Savage and Sensational “Queen” Sherri took on “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes and Sweet Sapphire in the first ever inter-gender tag team match. Dusty claimed to have a secret weapon, a crown jewel, who turned out to be the lovely Miss Elizabeth, who’d not been seen since SummerSlam ‘89. Savage and Sherri were furious that Elizabeth was on hand. Dusty and Sapphire were victorious with some help from Elizabeth and all three celebrated. It’s very disappointing to view this match on a DVD or a Blu-ray because Dusty’s hip entrance music is tampered with. “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase defended his Million Dollar Championship for the first time. His challenger was Jake “The Snake” Roberts. DiBiase won the match by count out, but received a taste of his own medicine when Roberts shoved a $100 bill down his throat.

Rhythm & Blues (The Honky Tonk Man & Greg “The Hammer” Valentine) performed a concert, which was crashed by The Bushwackers (Luke & Butch). The Hammer was now an Elvis Presley impersonator just like Honky. Rhythm & Blues were accompanied by Jimmy “Mouth of the South” Hart and The Honkettes. Their chauffer was none other than Diamond Dallas Page, a future WCW Champion.

The main event of WrestleMania VI was one of the biggest ever. Two titles were on the line and it was face vs. face. Seeing Hulk Hogan vs. The Ultimate Warrior at that age was just as good as seeing Superman vs. Batman. I always liked The Warrior, but I was a die hard Hulkamaniac and rooting for The Hulkster all the way. The last time we’d seen the irresistible force meeting the immovable object was at WrestleMania III. Back in 1987, Andre the Giant was the immovable object and Hulk Hogan was the irresistible force. In 1990, Hulk was the immovable object and Warrior was the irresistible force. Holy cow. Over two decades later, this is still an exciting match to watch.

The test of strength between the two champions is such an iconic image. Jesse Ventura called the match down the middle, showing no bitterness towards Hogan. “Ravishing” Rick Rude spent most of 1989 preparing Warrior for this level of competition and it showed. Warrior was able to hang with Hogan, who dictated the pace of the match as the more experienced grappler should. The match went back and forth, both champions doing their no-selling power up routines until Warrior hit his big slash. Hogan kicked out at three and a half and Warrior was the new WWF Champion. This is such a vivid memory from my childhood. I honestly believed that Hulk Hogan was unbeatable, but he did the classy thing and was the first to congratulate the new champion.

Yes, Hulk Hogan also shared in the adulation when Randy Savage won the title two years prior, but the internet “smart” fans have blown out of proportion how devious he was in spoiling the crowning moments of others. The urban legend is that The Ultimate Warrior had no clue that Hulk was going to present him with the WWF Championship, but if you look at the tape, referee Earl Hebner hands Warrior BOTH championships and Warrior accepts the Intercontinental Championship while shoving away the WWF Championship. The cameras cut away and the commentators ignored it, so it seems that the only person who didn’t know (or just forgot) was Earl Hebner, but somehow Hulk is accused of going into business for himself when the footage does not support that at all.

Jesse Ventura, Hulk Hogan’s biggest detractor, even praised him for how he went out as a former champion and begrudgingly admitted that “Hulkamania” would live forever. This was Jesse’s final WWF Pay-Per-View for over nine years, so it was fitting that he finally endorsed Hogan on the way out. As far as The Ultimate Warrior goes, he will always be the man who beat The Hulkster in is prime, clean, and for the title. That is a WrestleMania moment. The Warrior is also the first competitor to hold both the WWF Championship and Intercontinental Championship at the same time. WWF President Jack Tunney, who signed the title-for-title match, then stripped Warrior of the IC title because no one could meet the contractual obligations of both championships. So, then why’d you book the match? WWF Chairman Vince McMahon had an “out” for every storyline because plot-holes could easily be attributed to Jack Tunney’s incompetence.

SUMMERSLAM
August 27, 1990
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This summer classic is the first Pay-Per-View without Jesse “The Body” Ventura. The Hot Rod, “Rowdy” Roddy Piper assumed the position of color commentator and Vince McMahon himself handled the play-by-play instead of Gorilla Monsoon. Roddy wasn’t exactly a heel, but he was still quite harsh and unsympathetic throughout the show.

The Rockers (Shawn Michaels & Marty Jannetty) opened the show and were upset by Power & Glory (Hercules & Paul Roma). Michaels had a legitimate knee injury and was unable to compete, so Jannetty was left in a glorified Handicap Match. What was more shocking than Hercules & Roma winning, was that the Philadelphia fans were cheering them on. No love for the pretty boy Rockers. “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig was the new Intercontinental Champion and newest member of The Heenan Family. What a major coup for Bobby “The Brain” Heenan. Mr. Perfect had defeated Tito Santana in the finals of a tournament after The Ultimate Warrior relinquished the title. Mr. Perfect then traded up from The Genius to The Brain, the perfect manager. Originally, Perfect was to lose the title to Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake here at SummerSlam. I won’t rag on Beefcake for being Hulk Hogan’s BFF again because this was the second time that he was booked to win the IC title, but missed out because of an injury. This injury was a parasailing accident which kept him out of action for over two years. Kerry Von Erich, a star in WCCW, had recently joined the WWF and was billed as “The Texas Tornado.” Von Erich replaced Beefcake as #1 Contender and beat Mr. Perfect for the title. A bad start to what had the potential to be a big night for The Heenan Family.

The Big Boss Man was now a face, turning before WrestleMania VI, and was pulling double duty at this Pay-Per-View. First, he was the guest referee in a match between Jake “The Snake” Roberts and Bad News Brown. Bad News had Harlem sewer rats in his corner to combat Damien. Boss Man awarded the match to Roberts via DQ and this was the last WWF Pay-Per-View for Bad News Brown. Demolition defended the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Hart Foundation (Bret “Hit Man” Hart & Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart) in a rematch from the first SummerSlam in 1988. Demolition was now a trio, appose to a tag team, with Crush joining Ax and Smash. It was Smash and Crush defending the titles in a 2/3 Falls Match. Ax came down to the ring and did the old tag team partner switch, but The Legion of Doom (Animal & Hawk) were now in the WWF and arrived to tipped the scales in favor of The Harts, who won tag team gold for the second time their careers. This tag team attraction was definitely the match of the night, beginning a tradition of Bret Hart competing in the show stealing match almost every year at SummerSlam.

Sgt. Slaughter also arrived in the WWF. He had left before the first WrestleMania and been floundering in the AWA. He was back to award Brother Love with a medal for outstanding achievement in something unimportant. The whole point was that Sgt. Slaughter, who’d been initiated into the G.I. Joes back in the 1980s, was now a heel. He would even become an Iraqi sympathizer during the first Gulf War, one of the most (if not the most) controversial angles in WWF history.

A running storyline throughout the Pay-Per-View was that Sapphire was missing, much to the anguish of “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes, who was facing “Macho King” Randy Savage. Dusty couldn’t even concentrate on the match, then “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase arrived with Sapphire to reveal that she had been lured away with luxurious gifts, proving that everybody has a price for The Million Dollar Man. Dusty was left heartbroken and easily defeated by The Macho King. Dusty then chased after DiBiase and Sapphire, but it was too late as DiBiase’s limousine pulled away. Dusty later vowed that it was time to get nasty. This was the last time in which he wore the trademark polka-dots at a WWF Pay-Per-View. Longtime fans always saw the polka-dots as an insult to Dusty Rhodes and Vince McMahon’s way of castigating the former NWA/WCW booker, so it was probably a relief to many to see the polka-dots go.

“The Immortal” Hulk Hogan returned to action after months away filming “Suburban Commando.” The Hulkster had been written off TV with an attack by Earthquake. It was a big push for Earthquake to be given credit for taking out Hogan. Earthquake had Jimmy “Mouth of the South” Hart and Dino Bravo in his corner. The Big Boss Man of all people was in Hulk’s corner, taking the place of Tugboat. Just like the “Stone Cold” Steve Austin / Triple H “Two Man Power Trip” of 2001, I just didn’t buy that Hogan and Boss Man were buddies after years of animosity. Hogan won the match by count out, but Earthquake was still booked strong, enduring being slammed on top of a table and being beaten and bruised by a steel chair. Roddy Piper referred to this as a “hollow victory” for Hogan. All the current WWE commentators shill for John Cena, but back in the glory days, the color commentators would berate The Hulkster. More proof that John Cena is NOT the modern equivalent of Hulk Hogan, but rather a pale imitation.

The Ultimate Warrior became the first ever WWF Champion to defend the title at a SummerSlam. His challenger was “Ravishing” Rick Rude, who had defeated Warrior for the Intercontinental Championship back at WrestleMania V, so he was a legitimate threat to The Warrior’s reign as WWF Champion. The Intercontinental Championship should be used as a steppingstone to the WWF Championship, so mid-card level feuds can be reignited down the road in the main event. It’s so rare for the heel to make a valid point, but in this instance, no one could deny that Rick Rude had the capability of beating The Warrior because he’d done it before. The same happened five years later when “The British Bulldog” Davey Boy Smith challenged Bret “Hit Man” Hart for the WWF Championship at an In Your House. Everybody remembered that Davey Boy had defeated The Hit Man at Wembley Stadium for the Intercontinental Championship back at SummerSlam 1992 and wondered if history would repeat itself.

Not only was this the first WWF Championship match in SummerSlam history, it was a Steel Cage Match. Nowadays, with the Hell in a Cell and Elimination Chambers, an old fashioned steel cage seems quaint, but at the time, there was no match more dreaded. Rude had cut his hair short, perhaps a symbolic gesture to show that he was taking this match as the most imperative of his career. Roddy Piper was just as judgmental of The Warrior as he was of Hulk Hogan in calling the contest. The match was solid, but not quite as good as their match from SummerSlam ‘89. Warrior retained the title, so The Heenan Family had lost two important title matches on the same show. Rick Rude left the WWF soon after and joined WCW, so I always associate his short haircut with his WCW tenure.

And in an odd way, this was already the last hurrah for The Ultimate Warrior as the top dog in the WWF because Hulk Hogan would begin easing his way back into the main event picture now that he was done filming his movie.

SURVIVOR SERIES
November 22, 1990
Hartford, Connecticut

This is my favorite Survivor Series because of the “Grand Finale Match of Survival.” All of the survivors from earlier in the Pay-Per-View returned to compete in the main event. Just like the epic WrestleMania IV tournament, I love when wrestling is booked like a legitimate sporting event with brackets, rounds, and playoffs. Gorilla Monsoon and “Rowdy” Roddy Piper called all the action. And, of course, this was the debut of the greatest superstar of all time… The Gobbly Gooker!!!

Just messing around… It’s the debut of The Undertaker!!!

“The Warriors” (captained by none other than reigning WWF Champion, The Ultimate Warrior) defeated “The Perfect Team” (captained by “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig) in the opening contest. Between Demolition, The Legion of Doom, and The Warrior, there were six face painters in this match. Possibly a record. Demolition had reunited with Mr. Fuji, but Ax soon left the WWF and Demolition lost most of their momentum without him. After a double DQ, Mr. Perfect was left alone to face both The Warrior and “The Texas Tornado” Kerry Von Erich, the Intercontinental Champion. Mr. Perfect eliminated The Tornado with some help from the exposed turnbuckle, but that same tactic failed against The Warrior and Warrior became the sole survivor for the third year in a row.

“The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes’ “Dream Team” took on “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase’s “Million Dollar Team,” which had a mystery partner. The mystery partner would go on to become “The Phenom” of the World Wrestling Federation, The Undertaker. Brother Love was the original manager of “The Dead Man” and not Paul Bearer. The first superstar to oppose The Undertaker was Bret “Hit Man” Hart and no member of The Dream Team did well against ‘Taker. Koko B. Ware had the distinction of receiving the first ever Tombstone Piledriver. The Honky Tonk Man was also on The Million Dollar Team in what was his final WWF Pay-Per-View for nearly seven years. Undertaker was eventually counted out and the match came down to Ted DiBiase and Bret Hart. They both showed off great technical prowess until DiBiase countered Hart for the victory.

“The Vipers” (captained by Jake “The Snake” Roberts) were utterly decimated by “The Visionaries” (captained by Rick “The Model” Martel). Martel had blinded Roberts with his trademark cologne, called “Arrogance,” but Roberts wasn’t able to gain any form of retribution. Roddy Piper did call Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty The “Plymouth” Rockers, which I thought was cool. The Visionaries became the first team in Survivor Series history to survive intact, not losing a single member throughout the course of the match. The heel team was now stacked for the grand finale, while The Ultimate Warrior was all alone on the face team.

“The Hulkamaniacs” (captained by “The Immortal” Hulk Hogan) defeated “The Natural Disasters” (captained by Earthquake). Earthquake and Tugboat were eliminated by way of a double count out, so there was still no closure to the Hogan / Earthquake rivalry. Hogan survived after hitting The Barbarian with the big boot / atomic leg drop combo. The Hulkster would now join The Ultimate Warrior on the face team. Hulk also took a swing at Bobby “The Brain” Heenan for old times’ sake. The Warrior had also battered The Brain earlier, so it was a tough night for Bobby.

Surprisingly, “Macho King” Randy Savage did not compete at this Pay-Per-View. He was instead interviewed by “Mean” Gene Okerlund and demanded a title shot from The Ultimate Warrior. I can only surmise that Savage was injured because his match against Dusty Rhodes at SummerSlam was pretty short and he was now sitting out this major event.

“Mean” Gene Okerlund would also have the honor of introducing The Gobbly Gooker, portrayed by Hector Guerrero. The mystery of the giant egg was hyped even more than Ted DiBiase’s mystery tag partner. What a let down this was. You could hear children jeering this lame turkey. Wow. It’s probably a toss up between the Gooker and The Shockmaster from WCW for the most shoddy debut in pro wrestling history.

The last qualifying match for the grand finale was “The Mercenaries” (captained by Sgt. Slaughter) vs. “The Alliance” (captained by Nikolai Volkoff). Nikolai was now a face because the Cold War had come to an end, but the fans in America still didn’t like him. This might have been the sloppiest match in WWF Pay-Per-View history. None of the competitors seemed to know which corner to stand in and all the eliminations seemed rushed. Tito Santana was the sole survivor after Sgt. Slaughter was disqualified. Tito didn’t have that many PPV victories, so good for him even if the match sucked. It was almost like watching a modern WWE Diva tag team match. Botchamania.

Arriba!!! Tito Santana made it to the “Grand Finale Match of Survival,” teaming with Hulk Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior to battle “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase and “The Visionaries.” 3 vs. 5. Even though Tito had virtually no time to recuperate from his match, he started this match while Hulk and Warrior lingered on the apron. You gotta be kidding me? Tito finally makes it to the main event and he’s used as a human shield? Despite the valiant effort from Tito, the match came down to Hulk and Warrior against The Million Dollar Man. This was the third year in a row that Hulk and DiBiase were on opposing teams at Survivor Series. Warrior scored the winning pinfall and the two “uber” baby faces celebrated, even holding the ropes open for each other in a show of mutual respect.

There was never another grand finale match at a Survivor Series, so I must be in the minority who thought it was a great idea. Shucks. Every year I have my fingers crossed that the Survivor Series will return to its original format with all traditional tag team elimination matches, but I guess I’ll have to settle for just one or two.

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