“I Can’t Stan You” 5/6/07
Stan goes crazy when he learns that his neighbors don’t like him.
“Joint Custody” 5/20/07
Stan tries to turn Jeff over to the authorities, but they end up bonding.
“Stanny Slickers 2: The Legend of Ollie North’s Gold” 5/11/08
Stan tunnels beneath The Smith house, searching for Oliver North’s gold.
“1600 Hundred Candles” 9/28/08
Steve hits puberty, which takes the focus away from Roger’s birthday plans.
“Weiner of Our Discontent” 5/3/09
Roger learns that he was a crash-test-dummy, so he distributes toxic hotdogs.
“Home Adrone” 10/11/09
Steve crashes a military drone while Francine, Haley, and Roger are stuck on a plane.
“May the Best Stan Win” 2/14/10
A cybernetic Stan travels back in time from the distant future to win Francine’s heart.
“Cops and Roger” 4/11/10
Roger feels like a victim, so he joins the police academy, then becomes a dirty cop.
“Stan’s Food Restaurant” 11/14/10
Stan opens a theme restaurant, fulfilling his dream, but Roger changes the menu.
“You Debt Your Life” 2/20/11
Roger finally moves out of The Smith house and is replaced by Andy Dick.
“I Am the Walrus” 3/27/11
Stan becomes paranoid that Steve will usurp him as the alpha male.
“Season’s Beatings” 12/11/11
A parody of “The Omen” and a prequel to “Rapture’s Delight.”
“Ricky Spanish” 5/6/12
Roger’s most infamous persona forces him to make amends for his wicked ways.
*In order of airdate, not quality.
“Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option” 9/24/06
Stan loses his composure after being bested by a car salesman.
“Apocalypse to Remember” 3/27/07
Stan evacuates The Smith’s because he thinks the world has ended.
“Vacation Goo” 9/30/07
Francine wants The Smiths to bond while on a real vacation.
“Phantom of the Telethon” 11/30/08
Roger vows revenge when Stan steals his idea to raise money.
“Roy Rogers McFreely” 3/8/09
Roger irks Stan by taking over the home owners association.
“In Country…Club!” 9/27/09
Steve develops post traumatic stress disorder after a war reenactment.
“Rapture’s Delight” 12/13/09
Stan and Francine battle the anti-Christ in a post apocalyptic world.
“Return of the Bling” 2/21/10
Roger admits to steroid use while on the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team.
“Bully for Steve” 4/25/10
Stan becomes wimpy Steve’s bully to help toughen him up.
“Great Space Roaster” 5/16/10
Roger wants to be roasted on his birthday, then overreacts.
“Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls” 11/7/10
Stan’s haunted house gets overshadowed by Buckle’s on Halloween.
“There Will Be Bad Blood” 11/28/10
Stan becomes insanely jealous of his Native American half brother.
The Smiths must band together to survive a bad storm.